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            <h2>24 hrs & sinking fast: Living each moment to the fullest</h2>
<p>Doctor:  I have some bad news and some very bad news.</p>
<p>Patient:  Well, might as well give me the bad news first.</p>
<p>Doctor:  The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.</p>
<p>Patient:  24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?</p>
<p>Doctor:  I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.</p>

<p><br />:: Author unknown</p>
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